I was in the check out line at the grocery store today when my favorite clerk popped up to help bag my shit.
He's my favorite clerk because he always compliments my Who t-shirts, of which I have many, and looks like he's really into getting high. Also it seems whichever grocery store I go to, he's always there, which sometimes confuses me.
Anyway, today, as he bagged a potato for me he said:
"Just so you know, potatoes are not good in smoothies."
Now that I'm home, I'm thinking, "Aren't mashed potatoes just a potato smoothie?" But, I'm glad it didn't occur to me to say that at the store, because I think his head might have exploded and then I'd be less one good clerk.
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