Really good ideas I've had lately:1.) They should have made KICK-ASS in 1989 and it should have starred Fred Savage as Kick-Ass, Danica McKellar as Hit Girl, Josh Saviano as Red Mist and Dan Lauria as Big Daddy. Daniel Stern could have narrated it.
2.) They should cancel the Olympics for all eternity and just have the World Cup be the Olympics instead.
3.) Me and Levi should start a band called "2 At Wolfe's Door."
4.) If Luke wants to join it can be "3 At Wolfe's Door."
5.) Now that they fired Megan Fox, they should hire Sasha Grey for "Transformers 3."
6.) They should make a series of movies about the Ice Cube character from "Ghosts of Mars," Desolation Williams. They'd be like "Desolation Williams and the Vortex of Eternity" or "Desolation Williams vs. the Vampires of Andromeda," or "Desolation Williams' Big Score."
7.) George Lucas' next "Star Wars" TV series should be about all the "Star Wars" characters falling into an interdimensional time portal and arriving in 1980s Los Angeles where they're forced to work at a high powered law firm.
8.) In a daring move, Oliver Stone should make the main character of WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS the robot waiter from the first WALL STREET. The robot waiter should dutifully (yet misguidedly) bust Gordon Gekko out of prison. Then they should go on a road trip. At first Gekko will hate the Robot because it will take everything he says super literally, like he'll be all, "Go fuck yourself!" and the Robot will be like, "Negative. Does not computer. Cannot calculate 'fuck yourself.'" But then they'll grow to love each other. Gekko will nickname the Robot after his other love, Money, and since he's a robot, he'll never sleep. So, the title will be like a play on words, see?
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