Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Horrorfest 2024: The Midnight Meat Train

The Midnight Meat Train
Written by Jeff Buhler
Based on the story by Clive Barker
Directed by Ryuhei Kitamura
Starring Bradley Cooper, Leslie Bibb, Vinnie Jones and Brooke Shields
USA, 2008

You might think a flick with a title like THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN would be anything but boring. In this case, you’d be wrong. What greater sin is there than a promising title that’s never really delivered on?

Don’t get me wrong. The movie does prominently feature a midnight meat train. So, in a literal sense, the title delivers. But I’m talking about the spirit of the title. This is a title that deserves no holds barred insane exploitation. And instead we get… well, I’m not really sure what.

The premise, like the title, is promising: Bradley Cooper stars as a photographer who wants to capture the gritty realism of the city and pushes the envelope further and further to do it. In his quest he begins to suspect a butcher who rides the subway at night is actually a serial killer, and starts following him around.

This leads to an increasingly strange set of revelations that take the movie’s climax to what should have been a delightfully twisted, fantastical ending, but it all falls flat. I’m not sure why. The cold cinematography? The slow pacing? The incredibly fake-looking CGI blood splatter? I love a good bad special effect here and there, but these ones really rob what should be viscerally disturbing scenes of any weight.

 

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