I saw a packet of Splenda today.
It said, "Tear slowly. Sweetness in progress," on it.
At first I thought "tear" meant "tear" like the watery droplets that come out of your eyes.
Then I realized it meant "tear" like when you tear something in half.
It was telling me to tear the packet open slowly.
Still, sometimes, when sweetness is in progress, I do tear slowly.
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