Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Spec Script for The Office

If I wrote for THE OFFICE, it would go like this:

INT. - OFFICE - DAY

(Jim approaches Pam)

JIM: I'm pretty sure someone dropped a load on one of the toilets in the men's room.

PAM: A load. . . of shit?

JIM: No. The other kind of load.

PAM: Eew.

JIM: I know.

PAM: Are you sure it wasn't just water or something?

JIM: I hope it was. But I'm pretty sure it was a load.

CUE OPENING CREDITS

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