Rambo 5: The Quest for Peace

You know how pirates have been in the news a lot lately?  You know, those Somalian ones taking over cargo ships?  I wonder if it's because the news just decided to start to pay attention to pirates, or if pirate activity has actually escalated.

Anyway, I guess that's neither here nor there.  The important thing is that I have a premise for a new Rambo movie.

You'll never guess what it is.

Have you figured it out?

Okay, I'll tell you.  John Rambo fights Somali pirates.

The End.

You're welcome, Sylvester.